Indeed, he is that good looking

In these photos, Oakland's Mayor Ron Dellums looks downright flummoxed by Gavin Newsom's dashing good looks, flirtatious tongue-biting and perfectly gelled mane. Which, dear readers, seems a gem of an opportunity for a...CAPTION CONTEST!

Like, New Yorker-style. Except instead of publishing the most unfunny, curmudgeonly captions -- bitter grumble -- we'll let them all see the light of day on this here corner of the World Wide Web. Have at it!

--Maggie Arlington